Genetically...

Mum. Me.

*screams from downstairs* CHRIS! Got a letter from immigration for you!
Huh? What about? *runs downstairs*
Don't know.

Then she started tearing away the strips. Read and puts the letter down.

Oh. Your passport is expiring. On December 6th.
This year?
Yea. Have to renew lor. Cost RM300 to renew. Don't go to Singapore la you. Leave you behind.
Nooooooooo...
Cannot go HongKong also.
How caaaaaaannnnnnnn???

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Omg my mummy damn mean. I now know where I got it from.